Archive for July, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORRAINE !

Today is Lorraine’s 36th Birthday!

. . .Makes Me Proud !

Tattoos! I think I had a similar haircut as well (back in the day).

Open a Banana like a Monkey

Open a Banana like a Monkey

There is a strong chance that you’ve been opening bananas wrong your whole life. Take a cue from our simian friends and start opening a banana with the efficiency of a hungry monkey.

It’s possible you’ve been opening bananas the most efficient way, but more likely you’ve been opening them—like we have—the completely backwards and frustrating way. Most people start by grabbing the stem of the bananas and using it like a pull tab to get the banana open. This usually works with a somewhat high degree of success, high enough to keep people doing it and writing off the occasional banana opening mishap as problem with a faulty banana and not a problem with their technique. Watch the video below to see a demonstration of how monkeys open bananas:

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, “You know you’ve got a ship’s wheel on your penis?” And the pirate says, “Argh, I know. It drives me nuts.”

 

By The Way   September 19, 2009 is ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day’  AArrrrggghhh !   Captain Feathersword!

I really dont know what to say about this one!?!?!?